回答和翻译如下：
No English
dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words “complete”and
“finished”.Some people say there is no difference between “complete”and “finished”,but
there is .When you marry the right woman ,you are complete and when you marry
the wrong woman you are finished!When your wife catches you with another woman
you are completely finished and when your wife likes shopping so much you are
finished completely!!!
没有英语词典已经能够解释这种差异的两个词之间的“完成”和“完成”。有人说这里是“完成”和“完成”之间没有区别，但当你合适的女人结婚，你是完整的，当你娶错了女人，你完了！当你的妻子撞见你和另一个女人在一起时，你已经完完成了，当你的妻子非常喜欢购物时，你就完全完了！！！