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找人翻译篇短文《搞笑的名堂》

译文:While the old version of the dictionary, there is no "funny", the Chinese people now can not seem to have no idea what is meant by "ridiculous".

It was funny, for example: Although the Three Gorges Dam was built, and pass the English Channel tunnel, but there are four major projects not completed, they are: the Great Wall to put ceramic tiles, air-conditioning equipment to the sun, while gold to the equator, to the Yellow River An railing!

After listening to these four projects, that is really funny, very funny. One can invest, one can go to work? The funny doors are playing the computer, playing games, text messages for people to play things, in order to ease the nerves, Hirohito smile, laugh out End, feel funny. As philosophers, scientists, economists, their "ridiculous" absolute contempt - I think that's always been this way.

However, I have the wrong head, once these "family" fell in love with a funny, they really, the play is not to talk about.

For example, Newcastle University researchers used two electronic detection of locusts watching the movie "Star Wars" when the brain's activity; for example, Australia alaid University scholar Benjamin studied 131 kinds of frogs under pressure to issue the different smells, the last There are the results: the frog will be issued by the waist, some fruity, some issued by the licorice flavor, mint flavor even foul smell of fish; such as Hungary scientists published an important paper, the subject called "Penguin when the discharge pressure," he really is Wait until the Penguin bowel to immediately go to their anus of the test, not fabricated out of thin air, not on paper; for example, the University of Queensland, Australia in 1927 a group of scientists from the beginning, one after the other, careful observation of a mass of solidified tar from the drop in the chimney The drop, on the observation Qibashinian observed that by 2005, we have finally reached a scientific research: the average tar every drop of 9-year drop. There is a scientist in the tar drip drip when the second died, he really a wasted step. Another scientist from the first drop has been insisting that the 9th drop, drop tears are happy ah; also, for example: The United States Ming Suda University

researchers are measuring a person in the water or swim so fast in the swim to swim faster in syrup ... ...

Once scientists began to funny, no one can stop them Huzhou is not an "air-conditioning equipment to the sun" after it has closed its mobile phone to sleep, no, they are by no means entertainment, they have to put into practice, and will produce unexpected fun Effect. The scientists funny than anyone else, "noise." I am not a scientist, but there are a number of alternative projects to provide free of charge to those who have been particularly interesting to scientists: one on 10 cockroaches announced that the "surgical" strikes, which have found the smell of the Antarctic ozone hole size of the impact; 2, hibernation Before listening to rock music every day of the toad, its hibernation hole, the number of Yankou Shui is the number? Third, throw in an empty plastic bottle in the Pacific, 10 years floating in the water how long? Completely submerged account for how long? Four ... ...

This small writing, when a doctor friend inadvertently made a remark, asked me to hop in mind Deng 1, 10, he said: Everyone's life has mental disorder, at least once or twice. Funny but also to engage in Chuming Tang, this is the doctor did not think of.